Next target: Yemen

The American Public:

“-Give me one good reason why we should invade Yemen!”

The American Government:

“- A guy from Nigeria blew up his pants on Christmas, which is very antichristian and antidemocratic, and we made you believe he has something to do with Al Qaeda. And Yemen is a Muslim country and they are all terrorists anyway.”

The American Public:

“-Err… Ok, that’s good enough for me. Let’s blow them all up! Yuppy! Fun! Wait! Where the hell is Yemen dude…? Err…”


Now, seriously, the American army needs to train somewhere. And Yemen is just sitting there doing nothing anyway. Why not.


2 Responses to “Next target: Yemen”

  1. January 5, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    Really? There are no terrosits cells in Yemen? I say blow the whole fing country into the the water. We should clear our Somalia too because they’re committing genocide by killing off ALL of the Christians in that country. Terrorists are the worst kind of people. They have little faith and no patriotism so they aren’t held to the same accords as say the US Army because they aren’t officially an army, only terrorists. Terroroists deserve the worst punish meant that can be dealt by man.

  2. January 5, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Al Qaeda does not exist. So, no. There could be some CIA trained Arabs though who are brainwashed into believing they are Al Qaeda or even true muslims. As you are brainwashed into believing you are a true christian.

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